I've had the flu for a week, really all of the symptoms are the same as the pneumonic  plague so who is to say I don't have the plague. I'm apparently sensitive to every effing night time cough medicine too. Nyquil? Gave me hallucinations and made me try and convince myself I was an asian principal. Which sounds hilarious but oh it was not. Then again it might be because I mixed coffee and Nyquil but whatever. And Tylenol Cold and Flu made me stumble around like a drunk and not understand that my mouth was fine. My tongue is supposed to just chill out in there and no my throat wasn't melting therefore. No more cough medicines for moi.

I now employ the sloth method. Eat 2 Popsicle? Take a nap. Do a load of laundry? Split it into washer. nap. dryer/fold.nap. Everything requires a nap.

Now I just need to find spicy food and a personal chef to make it, because I cannot nap while cooking unfortunately.